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Jesus Mailbag: April 6, 2001

This edition celebrates the hopeless confusion and misinterpretation of reality that keeps the majority of humans from ever focusing their consciousness on anything real. And people thoughtlessly parrot the lie that we are an advanced society? All evidence for such a claim is lacking. To the contrary, what exists today are common beliefs in accepted illusions that serve to form an ideological disease that consumes minds and keeps people too afraid and self-doubting to act, thus ensuring that they never follow their dreams. It is considered antisocial to confront or refute lies, and few wish to be separated from the herd, so the primary voices that emerge are those of the liars who repeat phrases that keep the rest in chains.

This is our present and future. Enjoy the following selections that exemplify the disaster.


[This lovely creature talks about innocent people as if there are any people who have been exposed to media reality and still remain innocent.]

From: Jesus
To: ...@aol.com

> does this site say that Jesus is the creator of this page
> and whoever is going to respond to my e-mail will be Jesus
> himself? Don't get me wrong I think Jesus was a great guy
> but if think you can get off telling innocent people you're
> Jesus, that's wrong and sick. If you support Jesus that's
> great but please don't pretend to be him. thank you

You seem really confused. How do you manage to feed yourself?

-Jesus


From: Jesus
To: seadog
Subject: Re: a question, please

> The first time I came to your site, I was saddened.
> The second time, I was confused.
> The third time, I was interested.

Thus fulfilling the prophecy.

> Would you enlighten me on the photos of the girl mounting the crucifix?

There are exactly what they seem to be. Reality is really that easy. The hardest thing for most people is to see only what is there, rather than what they want to see there. You must remove your ego from what you perceive and then you will know truth.

-Jesus


[This is a great description of a loving god that demands submission and eternal worship. It is reassuring to know that an infinite being is spending time planning painful torture for me. That just might get me to convert to this wonderful middle eastern religion after all.]

From: THESUPERSIMS@aol.com
Subject: You will burn in Hell forever!
To: complaints

I hope you realize that you will die one day, and when that day comes you will be sent to Hell to burn forever! Just think about it; having your skin melting off your body, being in total darkness, and the excruciating pain of burning 24 hrs./day, 7days/week, for all of eternity! I hope Jesus (you know, the guy you're mocking) has an especially painful torture for you.

A Highly Angered Christrian,
Scott Sims


From: ...@aol.com
Subject: help me please
To: iloveu

Dear, JESUS my squirrel died please make my squirrel angel comback AMEN


[These people live so in fear of death that they forget what it means to be alive.]

From: "anna" ...@hotmail.com
To: complaints
Subject: JESUS

YOU ARE HORRRRRRRIABLE.... how can you clal urself Jesus... HE and only HE is the ONLY son of God... and i cannot believe you are condamning yourself by being one of the ANTICHRISTS that are to come. are you not scared of hell... and full of hate for the rest of the world, which will last eternal... hell will be there and u will suffer.... every person in hell will suffer... forever and ever.... why distroy a wonderful life you could have in heaven with God eternaly, be seated really close to him, how can you give that up... and go to hell? condamn urself! u are crazy... i hope you can see the love of God for once in your life and i will pray that you will see where this is leading you too!
Jesus would have never bathed with a woman, if they were not married... how can you call urself Jesus and do things.... that make people think the REAL JESUS was like that?
i hope u read this and actually see how bad this is for society and ur eternal life....!
i wish you all the best and think about what i said.
in Christ, Lisa


[Wow! A spontaneous exorcism. Note that she is making sure that all readers of this web site will have angels dispatched in their service. Make sure not to repeat those embarrassing events of Gen 19: 1-8.]

From: "Darlene Roberson" ...@hotmail.com
To: iloveu
Subject: The Real Gospel

Greetings in the name of the REAL LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. I am writing to pray for you.
Dear Heavenly Father, we come in agreement for the person who has created the website jesus.com and has tarnished your name. We bind those demonic forces and cast them into dry places. We ask that you loose your Holy Spirit, love and the anointing on him so that he may do what is good and pleasing in your sight. Father, we know that no weapon formed against you shall prosper and that he shall be condemned and cut down. Father, we pray that young ladies do no get caught up in his website or he will be sending their soul to hell with his. We ask that you dispatch angels to everyone who accidentally stumbles upon his website. What satan has meant for evil, we know that it will work for your GOOD. These things we ask in JESUS CHRIST, your sons precious name. AMEN. STOP FIGHTING THE LORD AND LET HIM REIGN IN YOUR LIFE LIKE HE SHOULD. BLESSINGS & PEACE BE WITH YOU.


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