This special edition of junk mail offers a glimpse into the
commercial reality that is supposed to be both tolerated and
taken seriously, despite its negative intrusion into societal
consciousness. While mimicking the typical form of business
interaction, it is quintessentially capitalistic in its
exaggerated hype and valueless offering.
Just as a great deal of unintentional amusement results from
the mechanical churning nihilism of business, so too does
spam mock the feigned importance of modern business. Society
once chased hucksters away, but now they have established a
marketplace with grand offerings of dressed up junk and no
one seems to mind enough to stop their intrusion.
It is only fair to reciprocate all instances of dishonorable
and indifferent behavior. Send them back junk in their
self-addressed envelopes and email. Assault their telemarketing
stooges with the vilest vulgarities and venomous hate so they
quit. Unleash unspeakable rudeness to any salesman who comes
to your door. And if they send a credit card to your dog, don't
even consider telling them they made a mistake.
Eventually this sort of lashing out will make the system
unmanageable, at which point a healthy system that is relevant
to people's interests can be formed again. Death is beautiful
in that it provides space for new life -- we optimists always
believe there are people who will take action for something
better.
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