From: Xzielander Yetashe
To: shower
Subject: Re: bathe with Jesus
> I'd be too much for you: you couldn't handle me big boy.
Especially with a name like Xzielander!
-Jesus
From: iloveu
To: Dan
Subject: Re: confession
> I have a confession to make. I was partying last weekend,
> you know, hitting the bottle quite a bit, and I ended up
> having to "blow chunks" in somebody's shoe. I don't know
> who's shoe it was, but I imagine they were dissapointed,
> come morning. I just had to tell somebody. Thank you.
Well now that you've shared your secret, are you gloating
inside about how you got your little revenge on thesociety
that mistreated you? If everyone behaves with similar inconsideration
and acts dishonorably when they can get away with it, it's only
a matter of time until they do the same to you. Is this the world
you want?
-Jesus
From: iloveu
To: Jeff
Subject: Quick yes-no question
> Did you, perchance, attend Oberlin College? You've
> got the Obie look and the proper philosophical bent.
>
> An OC alum and big fan of the J-Man's site!
Thanks. I've never been to Oberlin but think your question
is an apt example of how people often want to believe that
the entire world operates just as they have experienced their
portion. There are enoughamazing coincidences and improbable
commonalities in the world that we don't have to go out of our
way to hope for more, but rather should focus on those that
are closest to us, yet neglected.
-Jesus
From: iloveu
To: Abubakr
Subject: Hello
> I request you to become as a Muslim.If you are Christian.
> Because if you don't become a Muslim you wouldn't go to
> Paradise.Your bible is now changed by your Monks,Popes and
> Nuns.So become a Muslim.
Thanks for the request and your enlightened advice. I am proud to
announce that I'm now officially a Muslim and you are a step closer to
salvation, praise be to Allah. Can you also recommend a political party
or a collection of social beliefs that I can call my own?
Seriously though, I'm not looking for Paradise. I'm looking for a woman
who believes in the real world and isn't afraid of what it offers. If
people were more willing to hear their inner voices instead of emulating
popular behavior, society would be much more authentic.
An old Buddhist man once told me that Mohammed ate pork. Is that true?
-Jesus
From: Abubakr
To: iloveu
Subject: Aslamoalaikum
Aslamoalaikum
This talk is not true that na auzubilla Mohammad(P.B.U.H)
ate pork and who one say this he would gone to hell(jahanam).You r muslim
now i become happy but an old buddhist talk not true and in our religion
eating pork is not allowed.And any body who say this i want to kill him.
Wasalam
From: iloveu
To: Christopher Dastou
Subject: false
> just wanted to let you know that your a false profit.
Thanks. I'm on the phone with my accountant now to correct this!
-Jesus
From: romeoinpr
To: personal_ad
Subject: dont play with this subject
please respect this is an insulting to us religous persons please dont
play with subject thanks fur ur time
an insulted internet consumer
