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Jesus Mailbag: February 20, 2002

The vastness of our evolutionary diversity means that some people lag thousands of years behind, still trembling and confused by imagined supernatural forces and beings, while others ready for the future are forced to expend their energy to free themselves of the societal damage caused by the needy, slow, and backwards. The capable are constantly trying to insulate and defend themselves from the incapable, while the incapable clamor for increasing help at the expense of progress by the capable. This social pattern seals the door on social advancement by stunting the growth of the best, thus decreasing the number of great individuals and accomplishments that can develop, thereby radically norming society from a wide range of good and bad possibilities into a uniform, lukewarm sea of mediocrity.

In a crude, stupid sense this is a solution in the modern political landscape. Their method ensures that nothing useful can happen and thus no one could be offended, so as long as people are directed to waste their lives consuming entertainment and junk food -- and to long for nothing more -- they will be satisfied. But this idiotic capitalistic utopia is entirely unsatisfying to anyone who has ever found meaning and a spiritual connection to the traditional culture that the modern flood of junk strives to bury. It also ensures that the few who find legitimate culture are certain to become the dissidents of modernity.

Enjoy this voyage into the dregs of civilization's past when the duller people worshiped invisible beings, invented fictional realities, and waged ideological war on everything that promised an honest future. Their fear and fervent hopelessness still persist today, infecting everything their clumsy hands touch.


From: "NICK GARBER" <garber_nick@hotmail.com>
To: shower_ad
Subject: jesus

i do not like it so get it off

[Jesus: Typical Judeo-Christian ego-centricity.]


From: "CIRINA CASTILLO" <CICIBONITA@msn.com>
To: complaints

dear who ever you think you are.
once upon a time. there was a man who thought he was Jesus. one day we heard a loud trumpet sound. it was the real Jesus. kick that devil BUTT!!!!!!!. throw him in a pit. where the man who thought he Jesus could NEVER RUMOR THE EARTH FOREVER MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

THE END,
jess

[Jesus: Thank you for the lovely story.]


From: "Jim & Cassie" <jguest15@cogeco.ca>
To: <complaints@jesus.com>

You are nothing but a selfish....unloving....satanic person....stop listening to the devil......there is only one God and one Jesus....and that is not you....stop mocking our creator.....redeem yourself and receive the holy spirit....don't let satan do this to you anymore.....listen now.....before it is too late......

A christian who love our creators up in heaven

[Jesus: What about the real creators on earth?]


From: haight_st_kid@webtv.net (Tim Earles)
To: complaint
Subject: no

u sory son of a bitch u are going to burn in hell.
u moter fucker u are lucky i dont know were your ass is.FUCK U SATAN


From: "Andrea Fea" <IOUGOD5@hotmail.com>
To: complaints
Subject: Pleaseread this !!!

If I ever had any doubt that we are living in the last days, your web-site just confirmed it.

[Jesus: The end is near!!! I'm holding my breath in anticipation.]

The bible says that many will come claiming to be Jesus. I feel obligated to write and tell you that you are on VERY dangerous ground. God is NOT to be trifled with. He LOVES you and wants to have a REAL relationship with you. A HOLY, GENUINE relationship that He DIED ON A CRUEL CROSS to secure for you. "It is the GOODNESS of God that leads men to repentance." God is desiring atthis point to deal with you in mercy. If you repent and turn from this deception, (both your own and that of others you are encouraging) He is waiting to embrace you. However, He is also a God of judgment and will deal with those who harden their hearts, refuse to repent, and lead others to destruction.

[Jesus: You sound like an apologist for pleasant fairy tales and the promised bliss of self-delusion. People repent because your religion creates fear and emptiness so it can then offer a solution through immobilization.]


From: Lunatic01@aol.com
To: themeekwillinheritnothing

jesus is probably spitting in his grave


From: "Tim Brand" <tbrand@cinci.rr.com>
To: themeekwillinheritnothing

This message is a warning for you from the most High and living God. Repent for I promise you that one day you will kneel before the living Christ, the Lamb of God. He loves you. Though you have turned your back on Him, He has not turned His back on you. He gave His life so that you may enter His kingdom. He paid a debt for you that He did not owe and you owe a debt that you can never repay.

[Jesus: How good of him to put me in perpetual enslavement to his debt!]

You've been blinded to the truth my friend by the one you unwittingly follow. Lucifer has perverted your mind. But you can have it back. God has made it so simple for you that you think it could not possibly be true. This world, ruled for now by the prince of this age has corrupted your heart. You've been taught since a child that if it's to good to be true, it usually is. That nothing is for free. But it is free. There are no rituals to perform, no ceremonies. Just to believe that Jesus is the Christ the son of the living God. God is calling to you but you choose not to listen. I promise you friend that one day you will stand before Him and you will realize that you have been very wrong. Our Heavenly Father is giving you a second chance right now today. He will not give you that chance again at the Judgment hour. Turn back to Him friend before it is to late. Who will you call on that day when you lay on your death bed? Do you think your friends will save you on that day? Do you think your coven will save you? Lucifer or his fallen angels? I serve a risen Savior friend. One who loves me as a Father does his son. If you really believe that you are Jesus, then do as He did. Take up your cross and follow him. Give up your life and rise from the dead in three days. I don't think you could. Why? Because you are not the real Christ. I don't think you could endure crucifixion. Are you willing to give up your life as He did? Would any normal man give up his life for a lie? Would the twelve apostles give up their lives as they all did for a lie? No, they gave their lives because they knew what you do not.

[Jesus: Your argument also justifies the truth known by radical Islamic activists who give their lives for their faith. Are they also correct? What about all wars that have ever been fought? Do you believe that all followers of suicide cults know truth? Your cult is no different, only larger and more insidious.]

That Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the Living God. The lamb that took on the sins of the world and paid the ransom for the sins that you and I commit. Before He ever condemned us, He had the plan to redeem us. He loved you so much that He paid the price for your sin, the spiritual death you deserve.

[Jesus: Your god invented the idea of sin and then "redeemed" us from it by sacrificing himself. How ingenious! Now you insist that we are rightfully his eternal slaves.]

Would you do that for me friend? Would you give your life for me? If you are Jesus, then do as He did and give your life for me. Are you worried that you may not rise from the dead? One day friend, the fun and games are over, the life of man is short and you will die. I would not want to be in your shoes on that final day. I implore you one last time Friend. Repent and give your life to the real Christ before you spend eternity regretting it.

[Jesus: I don't want to rise from the dead and I certainly do not want to be a part of your heaven or insane Middle-Eastern religion.]

Hope you make the right choice,
Me


From: "Gambino, Joseph" <JGambino@INTERGEN.com>
To: complaints

Your a sad person wait until it is your day to go and see just how hot it is when you don't see the gates of heaven!

[Jesus: I am certain that you too will not see the gates of heaven.]


From: Thelma Lou <ilgfa1@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: thelmalou@yahoo.com
Subject: reply to dating ad
To: personal_ad

Hi there!!! I am 20 years old 5'9 blonde hair hazel eyes. I am a very thin GIRL AND COULD BE A model IF I WANTED TO. AND GUESS WHAT I AM TAKEN . AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO COMMENT ON YOUR AD. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT JESUS LOOKS LIKE. AND ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO LOOK LIKE HIM IS A STRAIGHT UP FOOL WHO IS GOING TO HELL. YOUR A DISGUTING GUY FROM HELL. I PRAY TO GOD THAT NOBODY WILL EVER DATE YOU. I PRAY THAT YOU SUFFER A LONG LIFE SAD, DEPRESSED AND LONELY. BUT I WOULD ALSO LIKE FOR YOU TO TURN TO GOD. BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO BEG GOD FOR FORGIVENESS FOR EVEN DARING TO CREATE A SITE LIKE YOURS. JESUS IS NOT A GAME HE IS REAL. YOU WILL EITHER GO TO HELL OR HEAVEN. LET YOUR YES BE YES AND YOUR NO BE NO. YOU CAN NOT SERVE TO MASTERS EITHER YOU WILL LOVE THE ONE AND DESPISE THE OTHER. YOU CANT SERVE BOTH MONEY AND GOD. AND SOON GOD WILL RETURN SO PLEASE GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK ONCE YOU ARE DEAD. LOVE ME

[Jesus: Thank you for demonstrating classic Judeo-Christian psychology.]


From: SuperBrat6966@aol.com
Subject: duh!
To: iloveu

get real you are the most sickest person on the internat I have ever heard about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you really need to get help and another question why would so called jesus flip somebody off???? DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: BandDude05@aol.com
Subject: dude
To: iloveu

Dude you are so freaken stupid.........If the real JESUS were on earth we( christians ) would be going back with him to heaven to have eternal life but your not JESUS your jesus a man a stupid fraud I cant beleive you do this, I love people like you but I know people like you need to change.
The real JESUS loves you!
Your Brother in CHRIST,

Luke

[Jesus: If unicorns were real...]


From: "Dave Di Valentino" <conspiracy_2001@hotmail.com>
To: complaints
Subject: heathen

You are a disgrace to the entire Catholic religion. Blasphemer. I hope you rot in hell for what you've done to the image of Jesus Christ, the Lord. You are the biggest heretic heathen I have ever seen. You think you're Jesus? Oh ya, yet you post pictures of you getting a blowjob from a so called "nun". If I ever meet you, I'm going to kick you in the nuts and exorcise the demons out of your filthy brain. Tighten up your ways, you bitch-ass motherfucker, before the Lord does it for you.. bitch.

[Jesus: You see your god as a daddy who demonstrates his "truth" through violence.]


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