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Jesus Mailbag: June 16, 2001

This mega edition captures some of the best mail I've gotten over the last month. As always, the sage advice offered within should be considered by all because your eternal salvation could depend on what these geniuses have discovered as truth.


From: michelle
Subject: Get a life you looser!
To: complaints

Dear asshole, you are a pathetic looser and when He our lord and savior comes back (soon) I do not wish to see what he will say to you. i fear for your soul and spirit and will pray for you and all of you stupid followers. (If anyone would be so retarded as to follow you). Actually any retard is smater than you and i shouldnt insult the little people only you. You are dogshit filled with worms until you repent to our lord and god THE LORD JESUS!!!! He will wash you clean and make you whole again. Please accept him you will feel better and not need to amuse yourself with such nonsense. Please get a hoobby@!

Your soul I will pray for , His servant Michael the god follower!


[Proof that anyone can buy a mailorder doctorate degree]

From: "Dr.Sameh Anwar"
To: shower
Subject: see now

Are you crzyenough to do that

GO TO HILL


From: Bennett
To: themeekwillinheritnothing
Subject: input from temporarily existing flesh-vessal vapor-being

ummm, i was under the impression that you were the giant invisble 200 ton mammal in the sky? damn, now i have to become a catholic and devote my time to idols. keep up the good work, thx for the dying for me thing, and try to go easy on the world on the last day, k? after all, you were the one who said we know not what we do, and all that... remember me when i see you next, i'd appreciate it alot. thx.


From: east cobra <eastcobra@yahoo.com>
Subject: No more chances
To: iloveu

Hi man!!!

You are dieing. I know you very well tell me where can you go?
The british goverment has saved Salmen Roushdi when the Imam Khomeyni has judged him. But you nobody can save you.
You think you are a hero but you're really a lack man.
Maybe jesus will forgive you but me not. Wait for me I'll have a date with you. To take the last picture for you in your bath but this time your blood will replace the water.
You will be the specimen of pigs like you those try to use the name of Jesus for their fun.

Say good bye to your mom. Bathe will be with you both are dieing.

It's a proud for me and for all christian comandos to kill a dog like you.

Wait for me.
I'm not Jesus but your Killer. I don't have mercy for dogs like you even if you change your life and follow jesus.

You will Die. Wait for me dog.


From: Mikk Man
Subject: Hi, motherfucker!
To: complaints

How is to be a most hated man in world??????????
You are a very stupid horsefucker like Putin(DO YOU KNOW WHO IS PUTIN???)!
Say some words to god from me:
YOU ARE A SHITHEAD WITH YOUR ANGELS!!!

ADIOS!


From: GuillenLee@aol.com
Subject: YOU ARE A FALSE PROFIT!
To: complaints

who do you think you are....HUH, thinking you are the Holy one... You have lots of guts to be offending the True Messiah...and YOU ARE NOT HIM...It is said in the Bible "He will come again from the West, through the Clouds with many angels!" YOU CANNOT FLY....I pity you very much the day of wrath, when my true lord and savior will take his true believers not some false junkie with long hair....get a life and a job... go to church....GOD BLESS YOU IN TRUE LORD, JESUS CHRIST......eDWARD g.


From: Reba Sutherland <nbkpp63@yahoo.com>
To: complaints

JESUS was not a white man you idot!!!!and you sure ain't right in the head to be having a site like this. I beleive in free speech, but you are going to hell and you will burn forever.

GOD'S Love, Reba

"I made up my mind to forget everything
except JESUS CHRIST and especially his death on the
cross." - 1 Cor. 2:2


From: Tim Phillippe <timbo136@hotmail.com>
To: complaints
Subject: your next stop is hell

i hope long & painfull
death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fu


From: Jason Williams <milkychocolate19@yahoo.com>
To: complaints

You are in danger of HELLS fire. Repent for your evil ways. How dare you mock my savior Jesus Christ. I curse you in the name of Jesus Christ. May every thing you do come to pieces before your eyes. And may you die poor, and needy, and may you die a horrible fate of lonliness in Jesus name. The only way you will get rid of this curse is to repent for your evil ways and come to Jesus with all your heart. I love you but you must not mock God. And you may write me back. My name is Cedric


From: Epoch5zz@aol.com
Subject: You sicken me....
To: complaints

ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF THIS EVIL YOU ARE DOING !?!? HUH?!? ARE EVEN AWARE OF THE EVIL YOU ARE DOING?!?! YOU WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERT INFLUNCED BY LUCCIFER THE PRINCE OF DEMONS !?!?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT IF YOU DON'T REPENT YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL FOR ETERNITY?!??!? THE EVIL YOU DO IS BEYOND NEARLY ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN !!!
One thing you should know, there coming for you.The one's you sold your soul to. When you are lying in your bed dying, demons from the bowls of hell itself will come and take your soul to be tortured untill your day of judgement. You will then be judged by God of every UNGODLY,PERVERTED,SINFUL,THING YOU HAVE EVER COMMITED.
The fun don't stop there, before you are judged, God is kind enough to put your soul back with it's pahthetic body,ONLY TO BE CAST INTO THE BURNING LAKE OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFER. You will share the company of the antichrist his prophet, Satan, and EVERY unbeliever to walk this planet.
Are you scared yet? You WILL be,you WILL BE ....

-SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU TO REPENT FROM THIS SATAN INSPIRED LIFESTYLE BEFORE IT'S TO LATE......

REPENT NOW
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: J2001250@aol.com
To: date
Subject: you bastard

YOU SICK FUCK I CANT BELEIVE YOU, MY DEAR LORD STRIKE YOU DEAD!!!


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