March 13, 2003
New Mini Sermon
A new mini sermon about
how food hints at something larger in life has been added.
October 20, 2002
Anti-Sniper Protection Gear
Just as millions of soulless consumers were eager to pledge their
allegiance to victimhood after the events of September 11th, now
millions of sheep in the Washington DC area
have seized another statistically absurd opportunity to
fear death
with the belief that they are going to win the sniper lottery
and finally make front page news.
What has happened to society in the last 50 years? Instead of
the old approach of looking at the causes of societal problems
and fixing them, people now react like slaves, idiots, and
cowards -- as programmed by the media -- while promoting ideas
they call "progress" that ensure the further erosion of civilization.
It should not be a big surprise that the quality of life
continues to decline at the same time that social "progress"
claims its advance. Each solution offered by this broken
thinking only makes problems worse because it does not address
any real issues and only offers a distraction in its place. This
is why all modern social efforts merely toil with illusions.
Psychologists will tell you that people pray for personal reasons,
i.e. to vent, daydream, and project what they lack the will to
accomplish in reality. Despite the awareness that prayer brings no
positive results, lonely people enjoy the feeling that prayer
gives them when they imagine being cared for and protected.
Now you can have this same blissful feeling of imagined superiority
and protection with my new line of
Anti-Sniper Protective Gear.
This attractive crosshair pattern will befuddle prankster
snipers aiming at your torso* while
you enjoy the soft, breathable 100% cotton used in these
fine garments.
* helmet recommended for outdoor use, no safety guarantee offered or implied
August 1, 2002
New Sermon!
A thoroughly documented
sermon
called
Two Minutes 'til Midnight: A Prophecy Fulfilled has been published.
It discusses nuclear war, Judeo-Christian psychology (denial,
fabrication, subterfuge, projection), Osama bin Laden's
motivation, and the history of U.S. policy in the Middle East.
Though I don't think that the U.S. government will be
openly arresting people for speech code violations for at
least 5-10 years, any fabricated charges or extended absence
of communication likely means that I have been detained for
"national security" reasons.
July 26, 2002
You love the Jesus Mailbag so who
am I to deny you
another edition?
July 7, 2002
At current rates, all resources on our planet will be
consumed within fifty years. While those who dream about
heaven and other illusions aren't bothered by this, it
provoked me to write a mini sermon entitled
Nature Prevails.
On a lighter note, you can now
keep track of time with Jesus.
June 18, 2002
Though many people think I am open-minded, I am the
farthest thing possible from that. I have written a new
mini sermon called
Contra Open-Mindedness
to help explain my position.
June 11, 2002
As you probably know, I am the sole creator of this website
and volunteer as much time as I can. Still, worldly obligations
and paying the bills for my palatial estate are a reality that
detract from what I can offer here. However, you can lighten
my burden with a modest donation so that I can devote more time
to expanding this effort.
Your donation can be applied to a specific area of the site,
for example to buy time for me to finish several sermons
that remain in note form, to publish another edition of the
always loved Jesus Mailbag,
or to fund plane tickets for lovely
women who want to join me for bathing photoshoots.
Your generous contributions will be directly rewarded
by the inspired growth of this website.
June 4, 2002
A new edition
of the
Jesus Mailbag has been published
with brief commentary on the psychology of Judeo-Christianity.
I've also added
10 license plate holder designs
that will fill your driving experience with endless joy and
bring smiles to your fellow motorists. I am proud to offer
the most interesting
merchandise on the Internet.
June 3, 2002
I released a limited new line of
merchandise today for
classical musicians. The picture on the front features
me playing cello while the back declares
I AM A CELLIST GOD.
April 21, 2002
A double edition of the Jesus Mailbag
has been released. The first edition covers the best of my recent fanmail, while the
second edition
is a collection of my favorite spam mail.
April 18, 2002
I recently spent a weekend with an angel and greatly enjoyed
her company, finding her warmth, kindness, and competence to
be spiritually uplifting. I hope to see her again soon.
A new mini-sermon called
The Error of Monotheism
is now online and should be self-explanatory.
April 2, 2002
Though it wasn't clear to some people,
yesterday's announcement
about my supposed conversion to Sikhism was an April Fool's
Day hoax and should have been obvious to anyone who
understands that I am only interested in European thinking
and culture. I have no concern for Eastern religions or
spirituality though I encourage the people of that heritage
to pursue what is theirs. For the same reason, I also reject
Middle-Eastern religions like Judeo-Christianity that
propagate anti-European values and have caused immense harm
to the Western world, including the destruction of the Roman
empire, the mainstream introduction of materialism, nihilism,
anarchism, and hopelessness, and have resulted in the
corruption of every society they have touched since the time of
their invasion while passive-aggressively pretending to oppose
what they cause.
March 30, 2002
Two New Merchandise Designs!
Spring is in the air and anything is possible again. Why not
new merchandise?
Two new designs along with the classic Jesus Hates You
apparel offer a range of thoughtful additions to your spring wardrobe.
There is still much to do, but I will keep bringing you the best.
March 29, 2002
In recognition of general confusion over how to purchase a home, I have
written A Short Guide to Buying a Home.
For those who were taught that Easter is a traditional Middle Eastern
religious event, I recommend reading my sermon
The Meaning of Easter
about how Judeo-Christianity failed to entirely destroy European traditions
and values though it actively misrepresents, undermines, and disparages them.
Because Judeo-Christianity is an ignoble death cult, it will always be opposed
to that which favors life and noble values.
March 10, 2002
New Jesus Merchandise
It seems that everyone has a special request for new
variations on the classic Jesus Hates You
merchandise and I do my best to
always offer the best variety possible. Today I added three
new items that are sure to please: a
plush purple easter bunny
with slogan on t-shirt, a
mini basketball hoop
with slogan on backboard, and a
two-sided baseball jersey
with image on front and slogan on back.
Two new slogans for a variety of merchandise are scheduled for
public release in the next month - check back soon.
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