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Conserve Water
He especially advertises for a round in the bathtub and asserts that it will be a heavenly experience.

To prove it, he put out pictures both of him alone and with company, encircled by romantic candles.

"Not only will you make a new friend, it's also hygenic and environmentally-friendly to conserve water. There are no strings attached, except that a picture of us suitable for family viewing will be taken and displayed on the web site afterwards", he writes.

And if he should be fortunate enough to find the right one, he will bestow upon her the earth in all eternity.

The Ladies Jesus? According to his own descriptions, Jesus is almost superhuman.

Dream Man
"Jesus" declares that he is open for both short and long-term relationships, and the chosen one need not be a virgin like his mother.

He describes himself as the dream man. Jesus is "honest, intelligent, creative, responsible, humorous, financially and emotionally secure, energetic and positive."

The contemporary Jesus is 187 cm tall, has golden-blond hair, blue-eyes, a steady job, and is university educated. He considers himself athletic looking, and drinks only in the company of friends. He wants children.

Offers Beer
All applications from girls in the neighborhood shall be considered, while those who arrive from out of town, must pay their own travel expenditures.

"In these cases, Jesus will be available and interested in speaking about the intellectual if so desired. If you are not religious, we certainly can have a beer," it is said.